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  • raysaikat
    05-24 04:01 PM
    Hi,
    My H1 B is expiring on 30 Sep 2010. I have not started my green card process. Is it too late to start now?
    You can start your green card any time. The initial part is your employer's responsibility. So you have nothing to lose.
    Can I get extension based on number of days I have been out of country in last 6 years.? (119 days)
    Yes.
    If I include that is it still late to start and not worth my time and money? What are my options? If I leave the country and come back after 1 year, I will be counted for the H1 B quota?
    You will be subject to quota again, but your H1-B clock will be reset (i.e., you will again get 6 more years).
    I have MS in CSE from univsersity in USA. My husband applied for GC and I have dependent EAD till Oct 2010 but then he moved out of USA last year and got H4 to come visit. Is that application still valid for me to be able to get EAD extension?
    If the primary's GC application is active, then the dependent's EAD is still valid.
    Can he still come back on H1 B or EAD? Any help/advice on my situation will be very helpful.
    Thanks!
    If your husband gets his own H1-B, then he can still come back on H1-B. As long as the GC application is active (no decision made, not withdrawn, etc.), then you can still be on EAD while the primary is on H1-B.





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  • tinuverma
    03-18 11:45 AM
    I am on H1 (8th year - not using EAD which I have) right now and a citizen friend of mine wants me to be involved with his website company. Business would involve subscription based access to website. He has hinted that one thing he is willing to consider is awarding me some percentage share in the company in return for my services as his website is not yet profitable.
    If I would like to take that, what is the way to go?
    1. Specifically, can someone tell me what I should do - LLC, something else...?
    2. How would I pay myself from this without breaking H1-B laws?
    3. If tomorrow I wanna close this company as I dont want to keep it for any reason, is there anything I need to be concerned with? Or it's as easy to close as a simple status update, call, etc?

    Thanks
    T





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  • REEF�
    06-06 11:44 AM
    The girl looks too blurry but nice :).

    And I thought RED means EVIL and BLUE means GOOD :puzzle:?





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  • rameshvaid
    05-27 10:25 AM
    As long as a person is meek and weak, that's what we get - Nothing. With AOS pending, every person in most states are bound to get 1 year renewal..Period. Be forceful but polite in expressing it. Take it to the next level - Supervisor.Ask what they mean or definition of "old I-485". Tell them you are Paying all Taxes (Federal, state, Social, Medicare.... ).

    By the time you come hear, mostly probably, the agent might have approved a 1 year Renewal.

    Seems FAIR is slowly creeping into DMV also.

    Do u think, we did't do that.. We did everything possibly we could but of no help and been to three diffrent DMV's.. same old crap.. This seems to be a bigger problem than getting GC.. now we will be restrictited of driving too??



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  • neoneo
    07-30 12:03 AM
    IMHO.. one thing for sure is that post school u need to join the same position as filed for GC. However being non resident has nothing to do with USICS. It's to do with IRS and the state tax agencies. Also, you wont go on "F-1" visa since you'll use AP. But you do need an I-20.(two different things ...similar to I-797 and H1)

    So, the question to be asked is not "Can one goto F-1 visa after filing EAD" rather "Can one goto school after filing EAD ?".

    I don't quite understand why one can't ( I'm sure there are reasons) If a person can stay at home or be self employed after applying for EAD/AP. Then IMHO that person can goto school too.

    I think you can, however u need to join the same position for which the GC was filed and u need to be paying taxes.

    Any suggestions ? .. also, what happens if your spouse is on F1 when the primary applicant files for 485/EAD/AP?





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  • chanduv23
    03-04 11:04 AM
    Dear IV Lawyers,
    First of all a big thanks for all the help to the community. There is a new issue cooking up and is happening more frequently these days and the issue is with aceptance of EAD for employment.

    We have been hearing cases where jobs offers are rescinded, because company deicded not to hire EAD holders or the first question a company representative asks is what kind of work authorization do you have? if someone says EAD, then the process never even goes further and doors are shut.

    i - 9 form clearly says that one cannot discriminate against EAD.

    At the most an employer has to verify if it is 180 days past filing 485 and if the job is similar ( which is in 99.99% of cases which is why the candidate applies for the job). After that, all an employer has to provide is a employment verification letter in case of an RFE/NOID/Wrongful denial - which means that employer does not really sponsor the Green card or transfer the process. Employer does not even have to fill out any forms or do any labor market formalities nor has to file any fees.
    A simple employment verification letter is given for a lot of reasons like home mortgage, loans, bank, DMV and veriety of reasons and this is also a reason.

    My question is - how do we tackle the question if work status is EAD or GC because most times it is asked as a casual question before the interview or during the interview or after the interview.

    My hiring manager who was helping me with my RFE EVL (few years back) told me that in future he wont entertain such things and will make sure he does not hire anyone with such issues. I guess thats is what is happening everywhere because of the RFEs or wrongful denials and with the tough job market, it is a good way to filter out people.

    Your suggestions and comments are appreciated.



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  • Bytes4Lunch
    03-07 09:25 AM
    Visa stamping interview --> First week of Feb
    Was asked to submit technical questionnaire and other documents as per 221g which I did
    Received email confirmation that they have "received" the documents and sending it to DOS for further processing and will email me in sometime

    After waiting for one month and no sign of the elusive email, I flew in to LAX and used my Advanced Parole successfully. I had not cancelled my pending H1B application.
    The POE officer was very polite unlike the officer at the Mumbai consulate. They didn't ask me even "one" question about my pending h1B application or the H1b in general, had to wait in the secondary inspection room while they looked up my information. Was out in 20-25 mins.
    When I asked the POE officer what happens to the H1, he said it gets void. But as per earlier INS memos(Cronin Memo) and threads on forums, this is not the case right ? although I didn't start a discussion on this with him, because I didn't want to confuse him. My I-94 has AOS written on it which probably puts me in a Parolee status.

    Now my question is:
    ---------------------------------------
    I really would like to get back on the H1 status, so when the email arrives from Mumbai, does anyone know if its possible to withdraw the application .
    Then arrange for the h1B visa stamping interview at say Tijuana, Mexico. Wouldn't I be in the PIMS system now (since I would have received the email from the mum consulate) and make the stamping faster at the regular timelines. I have my multiple entry AP as backup, so I can be back if I need to.
    I'd really appreciate if anyone can shed any light on this, I really hate to work on my EAD and would like to continue on the H1 as a backup for my entire family's sake.





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  • sanan
    05-22 11:39 AM
    huh?
    EAD is Employment Authorization Document. It can filed with your I 485, it has nothing to do with 485 pending for 6 months! Where are you getting such info from?

    People will be filing their I-485, not their EAD. EAD is something one gets after the 1-485 application has been pending for 6 months :)



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  • scorpioduo
    04-16 04:39 PM
    What is an "MTR"?

    MTR=Motion To Reopen the case





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  • himu73
    12-08 10:37 AM
    I have received EAD/AP. Need to know if I have need to go for EAD renewal in USCIS office or it comes by post



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  • Libra
    08-15 01:26 PM
    Thank you nrakkati, i hope your signature and your no. of posts inspire many in this organization.

    Sure...Just contributed $100, will do more in coming months.





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  • qasleuth
    07-17 11:51 AM
    Do you have a shred of evidence that the programs you quote do not bring in a cook or a dancer or a painter or a programmer ?

    I got all these from your first post. What do you call them ?

    "unskilled/low skill immigrants cause higher unemployment", "unskilled/low skilled immigration == jobs not created, remain uneployed", "DV / Family based immigration brings in unskilled/low skilled immigrants"

    Look around and you will see anti-immigrants spewing this 'evidence' everywhere, from blogs, to news articles, to the senate, to bars. The same arguments are made against 'skilled' immigration which you and I belong to. What numbers do they quote ? Anecdotal nonsense everywhere.
    Making yourself sound more skilled but making the same flawed arguments will get us nowhere. Bashing another group is plain BS.


    Skilled = anyone having skills to remain employed (or provide healthy contribution to the economy) at that point of time

    So this can be a cook, dancer, painter or a programmer - if the society or economy needs one. Tomorrow, if my programmer skills are no longer required for this economy and country then I can be categorized unskilled labor too.

    I am sorry if I look biased. I have no such intentions as I made clear in my first post itself. All my intentions of discussion are based on the definition given above for the word "skilled".



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  • cleopatra
    02-17 08:27 AM
    Read the following two stories.

    Story 1

    Imagine this. You are old. You are talking to your grandson in your native tongue about the need to utilize an opportunity when it presents itself. You say to him, who is listening with great interest.

    "You should always look out for opportunities for it does not present itself explicitly except very few times. When you see it, you should grab it and use it for your to benefit from it.

    I will tell you about some things that happened in my life so you can relate to it. I had this dream of settling in America. I had good job, good pay, nice family and generally a pleasant life.

    After a few years, I liked the way of life and wanted it to continue forever. But I could not continue this unless I get this thing called greencard, which let me stay for as long as I wanted and work anywhere I wanted. In those days due to many reasons and problems it was very difficult to get one. But I was patient and kept waiting.

    There were a group of people who wanted to get together and solve the problems so that the wait time is eliminated. They knew how to get a solution to my problems of getting the greencard sooner. But they needed help from everyone like me so that we could get solve our problems.

    At one point, they wanted people like me to go to the capital and talk to different people who had the power to solve our problems. This would help them understand the issues faced by people like me and help address them.

    But at that time, I had other things to do and knew that there are others who would chip in and work together and solve this problem.

    But nothing changed.

    There was no end in sight and eventually what was a pleasant life started turning bad due to various rules being enacted to push people like me away. They succeeded and I left America.

    After I had to leave america, I came back to this country and had a decent life. But I still liked my life in america and I wanted to live there. But I could not achieve that dream.

    When I thought about what went wrong, I realized that the reason is I did not see the opportunity that presented itself to me - To join others and work together to resolve my problems.

    I thought someone else would do the work. Maybe others thought the same way too. So eventually there was not a huge crowd explaining our problems. So it was not seen as a serious issue and so nothing was addressed.

    When I think back now, if I had seen the opportunity and united with others like me, I would have got what I wanted.

    So realize this. Always look for opportunity. When it presents itself, grab it and use it and do what is necessary to reap the benefits. You will not regret it."





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  • babu123
    08-20 03:14 PM
    I got name check information atlast today. Its cleared
    Still waiting for GC Approval. God knows when it will get approved.

    Labor Priority Date: May 24, 2006
    I -140 Approved: Oct 2006
    I-485 RD July 2, 2007
    I-485 ND Aug 27, 2007 with SRCXXXXXXX



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  • lonedesi
    01-09 01:57 PM
    Is anyone's I-140 being processed at Vermont Service Center? Any updates from that center, regarding processing, transfer of case from VSC to TSC/NSC? Please post updates.





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  • logiclife
    04-28 12:43 PM
    This was a post I did 16 months ago, when Immigration Voice was 3 weeks old and no one knew anything about CIR of 2006.

    As we have learned in 2006 and in last 16 months, it is not going to be possible to separate ourselves from illegal immigration no matter how much we try. Its just not going to happen.

    There is some good news today from bloomberg:

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=akTlfu6iVMK8&refer=home



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  • rajuram
    06-19 09:42 PM
    Before posting, please ask yourself if it is worth taking the risk when all you have to do is to wait for months to get travel documents. It is a personal decision!!!





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  • logiclife
    05-09 10:34 AM
    Meet-and-greet fellow
    Immigration Voicers

    Some of the Core-group members will be converging in Washington DC on Monday, May 15th. Some of us are flying over the weekend (from Florida, Nevada, Seattle etc) and the ones nearby (NY, NJ, DE, MD) are driving there.

    The core-group would like to meet Immigration Voice volunteers and members in and around the Washington, DC area. We are arranging a get-together dinner event on May 15th in DC Metro area to facilitate this meet and greet, and to have frank conversations with our current and future members.

    You are invited to meet with the core group and network with members, local professionals, and well-wishers of Immigration Voice. Don't lose the fantastic opportunity to learn more about IV's strategy as well as the Capitol Hill meetings first-hand from the core-group.

    Attorney Rajiv Khanna would be joining us for this meeting.

    The event is arranged at a Bombay Palace at a discounted price of $20 per person. Like all the activities and events, the expenses (food, travel etc) will not be reimbursed by IV, and it would be paid out-of-pocket by volunteers, members and all guests.

    If you (your spouse or colleagues at work) would like to join us,

    (1) Please RSVP at the following email addresses with subject "RSVP".
    (2) Include the following: Name, and TOTAL number of people attending - including yourself.
    (3) Children NOT allowed (As this is a professional/organizational event, we advise you not get kids along with you. We apologize for any inconvinience this may cause.)



    Venue

    Bombay Palace
    2020 K St. NW, Washington, DC


    Time

    6:30pm to 9:30pm


    Valet parking available(Free after 5:30 PM)

    Metro directions
    (Easily accessible by metro.)
    Few blocks from the follow. metro stops:
    Farragut North (RED line - Connecticut Avenue and K Street) and
    Farragut West (BLUE and ORANGE lines - 18th and I street)



    RSVP by Friday (05/12) 4:00 p.m.:
    (Please include the total number of people. Children not allowed.)


    jay@immigrationvoice.org (http://us.f524.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=jay@immigrationvoice.org)
    info@ immigrationvoice.org (http://us.f524.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=info@immigrationvoice.org)





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  • Texascitypaul
    02-23 06:25 PM
    Make sure you speak with an attorney who files a lot of marriage-based cases.
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    pal351
    11-22 09:16 PM
    Fee : $305.00

    Applied on line, printed the form.

    Attached the following and sent them to USCIS
    1) 485 - copy.
    2) Old APs 2 - Copies.
    3) Cover letter explaining that I need to visit my parents as they are old.
    4) DL - Copy.
    5) Photos : 2 (write A# and name back of them) (I forgot to send the photos with the application)

    I forgot to attach the photos and got RFE, sent photos and approved yesterday. Waiting for the physical copy.



    Thank You.





    gcwanted101
    09-01 03:35 PM
    Google G639 (http://www.uscis.gov/files/form/g-639.pdf) form for the pdf version. Here, it's already done. Just click on the link it will take you to the form you need to request the information. Fill it completely in as much details as possible and then get it notarized for your signature at a bank. Once notarized, mail the form out to the address shown on the form.

    My personal experience:
    I followed the exact procedure as explained above and it took me 3 months to get everything i requested as a pdf document files on a CD instead of paper copies. It depends upon how many requests they have in the pipeline. 3 months is not bad i think. Good luck for your request.
    Hey harrydr, Thanks for the information.
    I know about G639 form though.
    I just wanted clarify that USCIS do provide copy of approved 140 even if there is no 485 application associated with it.
    Because what I have hears was “140 is employer petition USCIS never going to provide it to employee”.
    But thanks a lot harrydr.



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